Published on April 1st, 2015 | 1151 Views
05 reasons why I’m most definitely pregnant
1. I look out the window to check if it’s started raining when I hear the sound of running water just to realise it’s from the washing machine I put on 5 minutes earlier and has now completely forgotten about
2. I complain about unexplainable stiffness in my leg, but soon remember the stiffness is only caused by me tripping on the pavement and crashing my leg into the car
3. I sit on the District Line planning to change to Jubilee at Westminster and suddenly find myself at Temple, which means I’ve not only missed one stop but several
4. I give the wrong age–adding on a year–when filling in a spa form, and feel too embarrassed to say anything after needing a moment to think about this usually straightforward question
5. I book a hotel for a family trip away without informing anyone else in the party which hotel we’re staying in, and then realise I have no battery on my phone where I’m planning to access the booking confirmation, so when we jump into the taxi to the hotel I’m not 100% sure which hotel we’re actually booked into
(Picture above from styling session at Natasha Coote in Parsons Green, a boutique offering complimentary styling)