Published on September 7th, 2014 | 788 Views
05 signs you’re a London dad back from holiday
1. Your post-holiday exercise regime includes lifting toddler up and down doing action songs in the pool at Purple Dragon
2. You spend your weekends back on the toddler birthday circuit, sitting on the floor singing about a big red bus, a Mini –and then the Ferrari you dream about
3. You attempt to be a strict parent and refuse your little one to take the umbrella out on a sunny day, forgetting that you then have to sit through 10 long minutes of hysterical crying
4. You still swap the tube for the Harley to save time on the commute and get a chance to see your little one before bedtime
5. Before going to bed yourself you lie down to read the Tatler’s Schools Guide 2014