Published on August 27th, 2014 | 2201 Views
05 signs you’re a mum onboard an aircraft
1. You worry about whether you’ve brought extra change for yourself in your carry-on – not because you think you’ll lose your checked luggage, but because one of your travel companions is talking with her arms while drinking apple juice
2. You’re the passenger who asks for apple juice from a paper cup, knowing how fun someone in the group can think it is to squeeze on the onboard plastic cups and make you have to sit in sticky apple juice for the rest of the journey
3. You feel you’re in dire need of a tea or coffee–but you never dare to ask for one, risking not only apple juice being spilt, but also a hot drink
4. You don’t have your passports on you, as your trustworthy toddler has promised to look after them for you in a very special handbag
5. When disembarking the plane, you don’t walk out–you run, trying to catch your toddler who’s quickly escaping down the aisle